so! yesterday (and this morning for that matter), was in two words: in-sane. super eventful time, all in all basically a night which will remain etched in my memory for a long time. yessiree, 100% recollection, albeit abit hazy, as seen through my half closed eyes. met up with tengchi at bishan mrt station because i had an external run earlier. trooped down to my place to pick up some stuff and then headed over to laguna national. i pretty much called everyone, trying to figure out which part of the resort they were at. turns out they were at the pool duh, no wonder nobody picked up the phone.
so anyway the room was pretty nice. relatively big living room area, i mean heck if it could contain like what 16 or so of us in a circle then its not too shabby considering the room's probably meant for 2 ppl. there was an avalanche of chocs and sweets, a whole mountain range of chips, and a gigantic pyramid of drinks (soft, not alcoholic, that comes later). by the time we got there, angela, nat, jason, william, keith, mark and andrew were already there. we started off playing some game which william intro'd to us, was called trash the dealer or something to that effect. later on, weiyuan, joses, debbie and kenneth came and we started playing beer pong. haha was freaking hard to play since the plastic cups were really small and anything less than a precise shot wouldnt have scored it. much later, zhiyang and louisa came as well, bringing with them a product of thailand, the pomster himself. i mean how funky is that! with the exception of mel (who apparently was there earlier but left b4 we arrived) everyone came! by everyone naturally i've not included those who were geographically illplaced to attend heh. yes im referring to yp, siska, martin and the like. so when everybody arrived, the real festivities started. firstly there was much present swapping. yes, thank you for the shirt yall, will wear it in good health. similarly hope yall didnt find the custom made sbone keychain too tacky and stuff. also commenced on the "main course" of the night, which was playin 3 kings. the game's funny as hell especially the times were rules can be implemented and the rhyme, question and category cards. who will forget the priceless moment when nat implemented the no names allowed rule and countless people were screwed over by that rule? or when zhiyang tried to pass of swimming pool as a rhyme for zoo? or when tengchi of all ppl, got caught out answering debbie's question instead of following up with another? and most certainly not forgetting the category gaffes including zhiyang answering cape town and me answering guatemala in response to countries in africa category. now that i think about it, i really did think guatemala was in africa wat! haha my gen knowledge sucks, so sue me.
after that we went to play with sparklers to celebrate our own version of a new year countdown at 12.30am on the 30th of december no less! kenna chase by a security guard summore. was making full use of the opportunity to state that whilst i cant walk straight, im ok! i think i was abit zonked out by the drinks seriously. i vaguely remember hugging the metal frame of a tarpless tent and muttering rubbish. after we went back to our rooms, many of the guys were KO'd and went to sleep inside. leaving like andrew, tengchi, william, joses, mark, the girls and myself to continue playing categories. after several toilet breaks i was feeling better and more alert, so was handling the game fairly well. well, that was before tengchi screwed me over with some physics cateogory thingy which duh i didnt know. so had to drink, which made me dimmer, which increased chances of having to drink in subsequent round etc. before i knew it i was seriously impaired the mental faculties area, unable to come up with answers in the types of makeup, former sg presidents categories just to name a few. BUT for all my retardedness, tengchi is still the champion. just check out this excerpt:
tengchi: ok ok! brands of teas!
(pause)
tengchi: oolong!
all: thats a type la, not a brand!
tengchi: eh oh yar. -drinks- ok ok! brands of teas!
(pause)
tengchi: earl grey!
all: wahahahahahaha!
omg it still gives me stitches thinking about that. thats like the funniest shite i've heard. EVER. anyway i cant remember which 2 categories i messed up in, but i remember i got hit by a double whammy resulting in having to drink 2 shots of vile tasting liquid. no really, it was vile. i mean the beer and absolut peach and stuff was fine but THAT was ugh! after that double shot my eyes were closing. and when i saw mark KO'd on the chair, i gave up and joined him haha. slept from like 5+ to 7, by which time those who didnt sleep came back with breakfast. but i skipped it cos i wasnt hungry at all. after that, most of the incidents worthy of mention would have passed, with the exception of that of william smashing the glass table-top panel thingy which he'd already cracked the night before. we couldnt find a place to dispose of one particularly big shard of glass so kenneth simply carried it out along with his other stuff. so imagine this, we're all carrying our stuff out and of cos kenneth is carrying the glass, and we walk past a cleaner and 2 or 3 different security guards but nobody notices i thing. i swear i couldve burst out laughing. i mean that just totally shows that if u do something so duh-ish that noone expects it, then it must be a stroke of genius.
took a lift home from mark and slept from like 10+ to 1+ heh. oh yes forgot to mention 2 other events. mainly the stripping of jason and joses (wassup with the j's?) resulting in photographs taken of a battlescarred ass and a beer covered ass respectively.
omg what a night. simply memorable. oh and just for the record, joses did not cover his own ass with beer, he has some ahhh "assistance"
daaaaamn thats one long ass post. okok i guess i shall go and watch football now. cyaz
extracted from d A r y L ' s mind at 8:43 PM
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